And another ;)
OH MY GOD THIS CARD
So now we hating on women proposing to their boyfriends instead of the other way around?
Grow all the way up
Crows are scary
- use tools
- Can be taught to speak (like parrots)
- Have huge brains for birds
- like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee
- They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things
- they are scary smart at solving puzzles
- some ravens stay with their mates until one of them dies
- they can remember faces
- SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT. They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows. Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag. But the nice guys with masks they left alone. THEN, OH WE’RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WEREN’T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight. THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES.
- They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns.
Guys I’m really scared of crows now.
are we ignoring the fact that their collective nouns is a MURDER
gothic cathedral by monika domaszewska
If you stand on the shore and listen to the waves softly breaking, you can hear them murmuring, “We will be doing this long after your miserable species is extinct.” - Michael Lipsey
But I would rather be horizontal.
I am not a tree with my root in the soil
Sucking up minerals and motherly love
So that each March I may gleam into leaf,
Nor am I the beauty of a garden bed
Attracting my share of Ahs and spectacularly painted,
Unknowing I must soon unpetal.
Compared with me, a…
Audrey Hepburn & Rex Harrison in “My Fair Lady”
The Goldbach Conjecture
The Goldbach Conjecture states that every even number greater than two is the sum of two prime numbers. This cool diagram demonstrates this for every even number from four to fifty. The conjecture was first proposed in 1742 and while it is widely considered to be true, it has yet to be proven.
Told him to get off the top of the car, he did this
(Source : ceremonialize)
i aim for the point in a friendship when people begin to think you’re dating
(Source : miumiuller)